[Eddie's doing what he does best: CHILLIN' OUT IN ZERO. He seems pretty relaxed, casual, sarcastic, ETCETERA right now ( Read more... )

[Eddie's hanging down from the ceiling, yawning and stretching.] So... Why does my calendar say it's July? Either I just pulled a Rip Van Winkle, or somebody thought it'd be funny to play a little prank.

[He grins sharply.]

But yooouuuu people wouldn't do that, would you? Not when you know what I can ( Read more... )

[The video clicks on, and you get Eddie Brock's bruised face, broadcasting LIVE FROM LEVEL 0!]

I don't know about you guys? [GRIN.] But I had fun. We should do it again sometime. I had no idea there were so many, heh, screamers on the Barge ( Read more... )

[As the video clicks on, you can hear some inhuman shrieking-- poor symbiote, it sounds absolutely agonized. It's writhing and twisting all over Eddie, and he's sort of wincing in pain, fumbling with the communicator while simultaneously covering his ears as best he can as he's DESPERATELY TRYING TO SWITCH OVER TO PRIVATE ( Read more... )

[Filtered to: Adult Wardens (Known) and Inmates]
[You may notice that Eddie looks kind of like a secret service agent right now, what with his nice black suit it's totally the symbiote; he can't afford a real suit. WHY IS THAT? Because he's pretending to be a government agent/pancake chef... in charge of space camp. His lies are going to fall ( Read more... )

Hey. [Waaaaave.] It's Brock again. Edward Brock, Jr.

So, I'm uh... [He makes a show of looking around his cell, then shrugs.] Stuck here. In a cell. Even though I was, heh, under the influence of [And now he drops the friendly act and sounds TOTALLY PEEVED:] MUTANT SUPER DRUGS! I mean, come on, give a guy a break! I can't be held ( Read more... )

Is there some kind of an announcement at the ends of these things? I mean, I don't know about the rest of you, but these heartfelt confessions are getting kind of old. [He holds up his hands.] Don't get me wrong, they're great gossip material, but other than that? [He shrugs one shoulder.] Let's just say I'm getting waaaay more than I ever ( Read more... )

[Eddie turns on the camera and leans really close to it, inspecting the communicator, then pulls away to a more respectable distance. He tries his hand at a charming smile, but it just comes across as kind of sleazy ( Read more... )